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Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by johnny k » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:04 am
Relax mike.... Problem solved I believe....
Coming towards yours on the A39 this morning I
passed a squashed tabby doing a Garfield impression.
Job done!!
:D :D
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by wejjy » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:28 am
I found the best deterrant to be one of these...

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Had to be put to sleep yesterday though :( :(

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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by LODGE » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:47 pm
Don't get cat in my garden with bumble about
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by jonthebuilder » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:56 pm
Just get a shovel and flick it over the fence into next doors garden...... :D
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by Choc » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:17 pm
jonthebuilder wrote:Just get a shovel and flick it over the fence into next doors garden...... :D


OH NO!! Have I been busted?? 8O
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by Magic8Ball » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:49 am
I had a similar problem around 4 or 5 years ago, rang up the local Chinese Restaurant, they were well pleased, able to snatch 5 cats in one place. I'd read in my local press that remains of cats had been found in their bins so naturally assumed this sort of information would be of use to them. I've not had call to ring them up since, not even for a Take-away ........... :wink:
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by JonnyCJ » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:34 pm
Caught the neighbours pair of cats terrorising a baby wood pigeon. Poor thing had given up and was about to be killed for no reason than cats are evil f######

Luckily I had my superman pants on and dashed out in time to save it. It was badly shaken up, but a night in a box in the garage next to the bus and it recovered enough to fly off.

Amazing thing was when I took it out of the box and put it on the patio with some food and water another wood pigeon came and sat with it for literally an hour watching over it, until it flew off.

Restored my faith in the animal world.

Apart from cats which are evil f#######
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by Magic8Ball » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:10 pm
What a lovely story........ :wink: If only we had an hour to sit around, I'm sure we would all have a story or two, think they call that the art of conversation,maybe that is why we go camping ? Oops, gotta go someone just text me :wink:
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by Magic8Ball » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:13 pm
jonthebuilder wrote:Just get a shovel and flick it over the fence into next doors garden...... :D


The **** you mean, not the cat ? :wink:
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by type21f » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:17 pm
I bought a dog. ..Problem solved...but the foxes complained. .
She had one...and a cat..
Excellent friend. .
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by wmk168 » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:10 pm
We don't have a cat poo problem,just two happy Jack Russell's :)
No cats,no birds, no squirrels, no rats but two happy dogs.Every home should have two. :cheers:
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by type21f » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:39 pm
My cousin used to breed these..at 22 I learned the hard way what a good breed they are..
I put my hand over the gate and had one attached for the next 40 minutes until my cousin (she) told him off and he (the dog) released....
He (the dog!) apologised for the bite marks and running blood saying "How was I to know he was family. ...?"
He was ALWAYS... close from then on..
Lovely dogs..
I had a labrador ***** for 12 years and she (Hannah) was great...
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by monkey_boy » Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:01 am
Get some curry pant called italicum or something..... From your local garden centre.
Cats hate it and tend not to enter the garden
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by Crooky » Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:58 pm
at least if it's your own cat or dog you accept it. someone else's animal terding on your land is not on. it's like a territorial thing that goes back to early man. that cat is basically claiming your land. he's taking control of your life. next thing he'll be in your armchair in your slippers and reading your paper. oh look there goes that cat in my bus. and the worse thing is you're letting it happen.
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Re: Cats Sh!tting In My Garden

by wejjy » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:27 pm
Crooky wrote:at least if it's your own cat or dog you accept it. someone else's animal terding on your land is not on. it's like a territorial thing that goes back to early man. that cat is basically claiming your land. he's taking control of your life. next thing he'll be in your armchair in your slippers and reading your paper. oh look there goes that cat in my bus. and the worse thing is you're letting it happen.


Love that!! :) :) :)
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