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Tat on EBay

Tat on EBay

by miles » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:02 am
I'm just doing some chanting .... I've got my incense lit.

I'm sitting on my splitty bus t-towel, next to my splitty cushions..... My foot hurts after falling over the 300 splitty money boxes.

I was looking for a pink fluffy linoleum steering wheel cover..... but cannot find one.

There is just not enough vulgar cheap tat on EBay. I want more. The more that is made in China the better.
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Re: Tat on EBay

by Aspro » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:05 am
If you want more just go to a UK show. Plenty of sh!t to choose from.
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Re: Tat on EBay

by Magic8Ball » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:53 pm
miles wrote:I'm just doing some chanting .... I've got my incense lit.

I'm sitting on my splitty bus t-towel, next to my splitty cushions..... My foot hurts after falling over the 300 splitty money boxes.

I was looking for a pink fluffy linoleum steering wheel cover..... but cannot find one.

There is just not enough vulgar cheap tat on EBay. I want more. The more that is made in China the better.
Miles, will you stop moaning please and sell me one of those cheap money boxes, preferably one with the kids savings :wink:

Can you actually get fluffy linoleum ?
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Re: Tat on EBay

by Le Counte de JAYFOR » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:13 pm
I've got fluffy linoleum


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Re: Tat on EBay

by falstaff » Mon May 09, 2016 7:16 pm
That's just a medical condition, Joe :)
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Re: Tat on EBay

by miles » Mon May 09, 2016 8:12 pm
Le Counte de JAYFOR wrote:I've got fluffy linoleum Image


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You need to speak to Lino-Lill.

She can fix all sorts of linoleum related issues :-)
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Re: Tat on EBay

by airkooled72 » Thu May 12, 2016 8:37 pm
i was down our local garden centre last week and they had a tin plate model of a split with 3 surfboards on top approx 2 foot long and 18 inches high for a garden ornament £599.99p WTF? when i go back i'll take a pic unless some dick has bought it
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